9 Lives to Live

Relapse

2009-07-31T13:39:00.000-07:00

Well, I was feeling great for a few weeks and was much too busy being a kitten to blog, but unfortunately when I received my second vaccination I got all sniffley again.
Burt, on a gut feeling, had blood work drawn and it turns out that I'm anemic. I am now five months old and think I have been through enough, at least I still have plenty of play in me.
Oh, and I almost forgot, my permanent teeth are coming in and my baby teeth are not budging.
Burt says I'm just trying to outdo Mortimer with the vet bills!

All Better

2009-06-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

I am finally feeling better, and have taken up some new hobbies! They include, but are not limited to: climbing the curtains, ambush leg attacks, waking up at 3am, and playing in the litter box. I have included some pictures, enjoy!

Sleepy but not ready to stop playing

Large orange vase exploration

slowly moving to the lower couch

Olaf's First Post

2009-06-09T18:54:00.000-07:00

Can you find me? I know you're saying to yourself, "but Olaf, all five pictures look like you," but take a closer look.

Answer: #4

Feline Upper Respiratory Infection

2009-06-03T11:51:00.000-07:00

Burt here.
The original title for this post was "Holy SH*T," but I don't like to work blue.
Olaf is about 80% recovered and I have to say that a Feline URI is not always just a "kitty cold" as it is so often described. Some cases are more like the Plague, genetically spliced with the Ebola virus and some TB thrown in for good measure. "Kitty cold" sounds cute and brings to mind images of a kitten with a box of Kleenex, sipping hot tea.
Olaf's "cold" was four trips to the vet (plus one house call), three different antibiotics, four days of around the clock force feedings, and five days of SQ fluids. This doesn't include all the injections and pills at the vet's office.
One good thing to come out of this is that I feel totally bonded to this cat, and saving a kitten who probably wouldn't have made it otherwise kinda helps complete the cycle, somehow in the grand scheme, it seems to help make up for the cat that just couldn't be saved.
I have to give special thanks to Dr. Jepson, without her, Olaf defiantly would not have made it. She want above and beyond the call of duty!

"Deaths Door"

"The Nurse's Station"

Warming syringes of food

Kitty IV bag

SQ Administration

Food Administration

Baby's First SubQ Fluid

2009-05-27T08:12:00.000-07:00

Burt here - One week after the loss of Mortimer, we are back at the vet's office due to the worsening of Olaf's upper respiratory infection. I'm starting to feel like the angel of death when it comes to cats, is there a vet that has punch cards?

Broadway Vet's Office

I can't help but feel like I'm trapped in the Simpson's episode I, D'oh-Bot.

Snowball III

Kitten!!!

2009-05-25T13:13:00.000-07:00

The house is no longer empty, we have a kitten. We love critters and not having one in the house seemed wrong. I would like to introduce Olaf Köttr.

We found him at the Oregon Human Society. Out of all the kittens there, we of course chose the sickly one. The first day we saw him at the shelter, he smelled horrible. He had fleas, ear mites, possibly worms, and still has an upper respiratory infection. He's our little fuzzy ball of sneezes and mucus.
He's only 12 weeks old, so he's still a little too uncoordinated to blog. The number one priority is learning to properly use the litter box, which is proving to be more difficult that we had hoped, we'll leave it at that to protect little Olaf's dignity.

Picking Up the Pieces

2009-05-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

It's not a week yet and we are already planing on going to get a new cat. I have decided to continue the blog (hopefully a new cat will pick it up). That brings up the question, how soon is too soon to get a new cat? Is it disrespectful to even consider it? Ernie is anxious to get another cat in the house, except for a couple of years in college, he's never lived without a cat. However, I tend to linger when it comes to mourning. Mortimer was the first cat I ever had living out on my own, and I don't know if its possible to love a cat that much again. What if I love the new cat more? I'm ready for a new roommate but maybe not a family member, some advice would be welcomed.

Mortimer s Final Post

2009-05-19T13:41:00.000-07:00

Mortimer passed today peacefully on his favorite afghan with both of us by his side. He was a unique cat and will be missed dearly. If you wish to honor Mortimer in some way, donations can be made to the Cat Adoption Team in his name. Thank you all so much for your support over the years.
-G&J

Bad Day

2009-05-17T19:33:00.000-07:00

Well, it seems my heart condition (Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy) is finally catching up with me. Today I received the news that I have months to live. I was sick enough that the boys had me in their laps with the IV ready to euthanize, but at the last minute decided against it because the good folks at Dove Lewis were able to bring me back around to almost my normal lovable self by the time they saw me again.
So now I'm on a water pill (Laxixs) and an ACE inhibitor, my Atenolol has been stopped and hopes are this will keep me comfortable during my illness. I am surprised how quickly this happened, this morning I was playing with string and chasing bird shadows, and four hours later I couldn't even stand up.
I have heard the boys planing funeral arrangements, their friend has an orchard in the west hills of Portland which is very peaceful. Personally, I'd would rather be mummified and placed at the foot of the bed.

New Snack

2009-04-17T18:33:00.000-07:00

The boys finally got sick of having to drive to the suburbs every three weeks to get my litter, and have now changed brands. I loved my old cat litter but this new one tastes much better. You heard me correctly, this stuff tastes great, I cant stop eating it! But don't worry, its just corn. Burt looked on their website and told me it is perfectly safe. If you are interested its called The Worlds Best Cat Litter.

Dry spell

2009-03-27T07:43:00.000-07:00

Winter is over and now so is spring break, which means Burt is back to school come Monday. I will be a lonely kitten when Burt is at numerous study groups, (from which he comes home smelling of cheep gin). At least I still have the love of my mice babies, they are always there for me.

Swedish Modern cat toy part 2

2009-03-25T08:28:00.000-07:00

The PDX Ikea no longer sells my favorite cat tube, very sad. I wanted to tack on an addition. "Swedish Modern Cat Toy" is the most popular search that leads to my humble little blog!
What are you guys searching for? Did you find it? Seriously, let me know because what ever it is, I'm sure I need two of them.

What's up Doc?

2009-03-24T08:36:00.000-07:00

I went for my yearly checkup yesterday, and of course the doctor was blown away by what a fine example of cat flesh I am. I didn't like the fact that my temp had to be checked twice due to user error, and of course there was the much hated crate...

Adventurous Squirrel

2009-03-08T16:56:00.000-07:00

I heard the bird feeder slam against the window as Mr. Squirrel managed to fling himself from the building next door to the top of the suet feeder.

He quickly realized how to snag a bit of sweet sweet suet.

I Heart Patty

2009-02-27T18:47:00.000-08:00

I have a new friend, that's right, brand spanking new still pungent with that new friend smell. Her name is Patty Fedorkowicz and she loves word games, cool.

Sorry for the lack of new stuff but nursing school is really creatively draining.

Cat Kid

2009-01-23T22:33:00.000-08:00

Ernie keeps telling me about this person he's seen with a cat riding along on his shoulders, telling me how cool it would be if I could do that. He finally managed to bring me blurry photographic evidence, and I have to say I'm not interested one bit.

To each his own. This cat seems to have found his "special place," just as I have found mine, curled up against the radiator.

Der Studiokatze

2009-01-12T19:47:00.000-08:00

Another international cat video, this time from Deutschland.
This weather man scores big points with the cat audience. When this feline came strutting through the studio on live TV, he knew just what to do. He picks her up and gives her a good pettin', while he finishes the weather segment. Way to go German weatherman!

Neko Rahmen

2009-01-06T07:14:00.001-08:00

Finally, some cat-related material from Japan that doesn't involve humiliation or torture.
Neko Rahmen is an animated series about a cat who operates a noodle shop, with mixed success.
13 episodes are available online, with English subtitles even. Metafilter user Needled put together this list of links to the episodes for your viewing pleasure.
Enjoy some cuteness!
This one is Bert's favorite. This is mine.

X-mas round up

2008-12-30T07:20:00.000-08:00

One holiday down, one to go! The tree is gone and I miss it so much, in the short time I had with it (I named her Tina), I grew to love her delicious needles and all the great hiding spots. But life goes on, and I'm sure the empty spot in my heart will be filled with a paper bag.

I received two mice from Ernie's mom, suspiciously the packaging said there should be three mice... It seems one of my country cousins must not have learned that its better to give than receive.

Sleepy Cat

Santas little helper

Non-Cat Related Post

2008-12-22T13:24:00.000-08:00

The boys made the trek downtown so I thought it was only fair that I post a few of their pics. Its the most snow we've had in December since 1968!

Portland

West Hills/Pearl District

Willamette Bridges

Skidmore Fountain Old Town

Pioneer Courthouse Square X-mass tree

Arctic Blast 08

2008-12-21T15:51:00.000-08:00

We have six inches of snow with five more on the way! I don't know if any of you are familiar with Portland, but its not supposed to snow this much. Now to make things worse, my regular cat litter is out of stock at the neighborhood purveyor, the only store in the city that sells it. For the moment, I'm using an inferior product, one of those litters that clumps, very sad and icky. I usually use The Ultimate Cat Litter and I love it, but due to the weather I have to slum it and use the Arm and Hammer. Any litter preferences out there?

Bird Feeder News

2008-12-20T09:39:00.000-08:00

The snow is starting to pile up and that's bringing more exotic birds to my feeder. Today's bird is a red breasted nut hatch, very exiting! Two more days of snow are predicted so stay tuned for more updates.

Tastiest Time of The Year

2008-12-16T16:04:00.000-08:00

Winter definitely has its cons, mainly the cold, and here in Portland the wet (right now more cold than wet). The pros are tasty bows and the tastiest and most entertaining thing of all, the x-mass tree. I love this tree from its tasty lower branches to the prized fragile ornaments of the upper quadrants. I think I'm going to lurk under the bows and pounce the boys.

Love at first taste

Helping decorate

Winter Blast 08

2008-12-15T09:08:00.000-08:00

It's colder than a well digger's chicken in Portland, but luckily its warm by my heater.
Burt has been busy trying to keep the hummingbird feeder thawed out. Every hour or so he goes out and replaces the water so the little birds can have food. I would just like to say that I don't get food every hour, but these wild savage birds get to eat, and in plain site of my bed!

I had a little snow experience yesterday, I begged them to take me out just to sniff for a few minutes. I will continue appreciating it from one of my warm indoor perches.

This is yours truly. I call this one "Awe and Wonder"

"Mildly Annoyed and Displeased"

"Hatred and Rage"

Winter Break

2008-12-11T10:20:00.000-08:00

Yes I'm still alive, sorry for the blogging break but Burt needs all the help he can get with nursing school. It's now winter break and he has successfully completed the first term, only five more to go. I have included a few pic of me touring Burt for the final.

A&E might remember Burt's desk from their Seattle days, note Burt's inspiration in the top right hand corner.

This is me showing Burt the best place for a SQ shot.

Hitting the Books

Fear Not the Robot!

2008-11-22T21:51:00.000-08:00

For Baby & Blackie, my feline relatives in Indiana who are tormented daily by the robotic vacuum cleaner, I offer this video, and a word of advice. Don't hide from the Roomba. It looks like it can actually be a lot of fun!

Cat vs Printer

2008-11-18T21:07:00.000-08:00

I don't know what that thing is, but she hates it!

How to Tell if your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

2008-11-13T19:02:00.000-08:00

Some human is posting these blatant lies about my pure feline intentions. He must be stopped before he reveals any more of my secrets, uh, I mean, these damn dirty lies!

Election Day

2008-11-04T14:02:00.001-08:00

Hope everyone made it out to vote! I think I will just nap the day away and wait for the smoke to clear.

Its true this is my 4th of July pic Burt is to busy with school to take another.

Martini on the Rocks

2008-11-03T06:42:00.000-08:00

I saw this article in the Pearl District Neighborhood Notes. This is a great opportunity for you humans to help out some street kitties.

Have a Cocktail. Save a Kitten.
by MT21
Event Date: 11/03/2008 05:00 PM
Event Location: Vault Martini, 226 NW 12th Avenue (at Everett)
http://milagro.org/A-Miracle/Performance-Presentacion/MiracleMainstage/muertos-08.html

Vault Martini and Neighborhood Notes are joining forces on Monday, November 3 in a happy hour benefit for the Feral Cat Coalition. The event is from 5-7pm. There will be a happy hour menu through the event: $5 martinis and food specials!

Thousands of cats and kittens in the Portland Metro are in need of homes. Feral is another term for cats born in the wild. These wild cats are often a result of mama cats dying during birth or from pets that have not been spayed or neutered. Sex education for your pet, cat adoption and community awareness will put and end to feral cats.

The Feral Cat coalition dedicates their efforts to finding homes for thousands of furry little friends who have been left in the wild.

Don't worry, we won't be sending you home with a kitten. However, 15% of your tab will be donated to saving cats and kittens across Portland. Party favors will be sent home with all cat owners.

We hope that you can make it.

In Praise of Black Cats

2008-10-31T09:36:00.000-07:00

Praise seems appropriate on our special day.
Local kitty blog The Cats Meow, reminds us today that we black cats are indeed genetic marvels. The genes that make my fur so dark and luxurious are recessive. It takes two copies of the black fur gene to make us black cats so mysterious...

Pom-Pom - Mighty Huntress

2008-10-27T22:17:00.000-07:00

If only I were a better artist, damn these paws! I have the perfect trashy '30's pulp novel cover in my mind with that title, featuring Pom-Pom the upstairs neighbor.
Its hunting season, and she's been taking advantage of the healthy squirrel population that passes through the area en route to the giant walnut tree across the street. Ernie took me out to gawk tonight when he got home from work, and there she was, comfortably resting in her "squirrel stand," waiting for an unsuspecting fluffy tailed rodent to wander by.

I'm not judgin, but it seems Pom-Pom is getting wider and the squirrel population is getting scared. Damn girl, at least clean up those fluffy tail parts you left in the alley.

She looks like some sort of crazy squirrel eating monkey!

Happy 167th

2008-10-20T15:49:00.000-07:00

On the twenty second of October Ernie will be turning 167 in cat years. In human years it's the big 30. I am a little distraught over his b-day not due to his age, but the fact that all the attention will be on someone other than yours truly. Maybe putting on a birthday hat will be the cute distraction to turn the tide in my favor!

He's a cat, flushing the toilet

2008-10-14T19:33:00.000-07:00

the music video... (Caution, the audio is really loud on this clip, way too loud for feline ears. Turn it down a bit before you press play.)

cat wake video

2008-10-12T09:16:00.000-07:00

Flags of Tastiness

2008-10-10T12:45:00.000-07:00

Well I'm in trouble again and sulking, but whats new. Today Burt tossed me off the desk twice due to the fact that I enjoy eating the tabs he has put in his school books. I figured that these little crinkly pieces of brightly colored plastic where being placed in secret spots for me to seek out and destroy, judging by Burt's response, this was not the case. It also doesn't help maters that the tabs of greatest importance are the most tasty.

Mean In Japan

2008-10-06T19:30:00.000-07:00

Not even cats are safe from the humiliation of Japanese game shows.
Unsuspecting homeless felines are lured in with fish of increasing sizes, until they're so large that many cats give up, but the smart cats know to just eat the fish down to a size that is manageable, then carry it off to a quiet spot to eat the good bits.
The video is kinda long, and Ernie said it took awhile to figure out exactly what was going on because he says its "all in Japanese," whatever that means...

Brown Menace Strikes Again

2008-10-03T07:36:00.000-07:00

This is a warning to all cats in the Midwest! The Brown Menace has come out of retirement and is once again causing mischief. I have put out this warning because I know that I have readers in Ohio and that's within the Brown Menace's sphere of influence. You have to read the story for yourself on My Other Blog's a Future Blog, luckily our good friend Sidney made it out OK but we are wondering how she will manage covering up all that dog puke.

Buttons for Change

2008-10-03T07:17:00.000-07:00

Not that I care about politics, especially since it has started taking attention away from me. For example, last night I received my kibble one hour late due to the VP debates. This button on the other hand makes me crave change.

A Word From Mortimer

2008-10-01T07:51:00.000-07:00

This is more of a statement than a word, and that statement is "I am not a hand towel!" That's right Burt, I see through you and your wet-handed petting. I know that I am merely a means of drying your hands even though the dish towel is just a few feet away.
Do you know how long it takes me to clean my luscious fur? Its not like I roll out of the bed looking this good, no, it takes hours of grooming and rest.

Broadway Veterinary Portland

2008-09-27T15:10:00.000-07:00

The real title for this post should be "Worst Day Ever" but for search reasons I have chosen the Broadway title. This was a bi-annual checkup to keep my Impending Death Syndrome (IDS) in check. It seems that B&E are doing a good job, my BP was 114 and my heart murmur today was level two. That's down from a level three! I still have a thyroid test that comes back Monday, so keep your paws crossed that all is well.

The capture

Cat sculpture on the building, there is also a dog one that drools when it rains.

Peanut the shop cat, The only cat happy to be at the vet!

The weigh in, 13lb

After having my temperature taken (not under my tongue)

Bad doctor art. I've entitled this one "Are You Threatening Me?"

2008-09-24T22:28:00.000-07:00

Well, the boys are back from Manzanita and as promised, they brought me a piece of art. Fish this time, a departure from all the bird art they've been hanging above my dining nook. I'm getting it framed, will post a pic of it when it is complete.
Here's a couple snapshots from their weekend at the coast that were categorized as "cat related."

Four Paws on the Beach, Manzanita's local pet store.

Caution! Cat crossing

Paper Anniversary

2008-09-18T16:10:00.000-07:00

Wow, I have been so busy napping that I totally forgot that the 15th was my anniversary with B&E. I cant believe how time has flown by. My memory was jogged by coming across my saved profile, I went by Moscow because I thought it sounded tough. Note that there is no mention of a very audible hart mummer, and can you spot the bad pun.

Moscow

Domestic Short Hair-black

Size: Large
Age: Adult
Sex: Male
ID: LSE

Notes:

Moscow is almost 4 years old and a super sweet boy who gets along with dogs. Definitely the strong, silent type, he's affectionate and friendly. At 14 pounds, he's an armful, but he'd really like to be your armful. He's a peace-loving kitty who's hoping you'll soon be "Russian" in to get him.

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY the "Better with a Buddy" program is back! Adopt one cat or kitten and get $50 off of the adoption price of a second cat or kitten!

--- --- ---

** Please note: All kittens must be altered before they can go home with their new family. There are no exceptions to this policy.

Kittens are generally altered between 10 and 11 weeks of age because we have a surgery minimum weight requirement of 2.25 lbs. If you are doing a pre-adopt (adopting a kitten before alter surgery) please inquire about the kitten's current weight. Kittens gain about 1/4 of a lb per week and you can estimate alter date from there. Remember this is just an estimate. Thank you for understanding that these policies are based on ensuring the best possible start for our kittens.

This pet is up to date with routine shots.

This pet is already house trained.

This pet has been altered.

Cat Adoption Team

Sherwood, OR
503-925-8903
contactus@catadoptionteam.org

Big Bird

2008-09-17T13:15:00.000-07:00

The Alberta Street fair was last weekend and Burt and Ernie went out and promised to find me another painting for my art collection. Right now I only have two pieces, and a collection is three or more.
Long story short, they returned empty handed and all I received were some sloppy drunk pettings, and this lousy picture of a papier-mâché pigeon. Ick!
This weekend they're going to Manzanita and they best not return empty handed, if they know whats good for the house plants!

I love birds, but even I don't care for pigeons...

Girls That Cry

2008-09-15T12:42:00.000-07:00

My crush on the upstairs neighbor has finaly ended due to a fourth rescue by Burt. I'm a modern male that deserves a hip modern female that can fend for hersellf and not need rescued every week, the count is now four. Why are the pretty ones alwys so needy?

Spider Candy

2008-09-14T12:09:00.000-07:00

I'm in trouble with Burt. He has been bitten by a spider for the fourth time. He tells me that one of my only jobs is to be the spider hunter in the house. He has also accused me of scaring the spiders out from under the bed and into the sheets. While I do enjoy my under the bed lair, I can not be held responsible for the spiders' actions. Due to my busy napping regimen, I don't have time for spider hunts. I think the easiest solution would be for Burt to start sleeping with bug spray on.

Snoop Dogg

2008-09-07T20:16:00.000-07:00

This commercial for Snoop Dogg's new reality show is a fairly good representation of how we cats look at humans. Yeah, Snoop Dogg has a reality show....

Waste Not Want Not

2008-09-06T07:29:00.000-07:00

My new bag of Felidae was opened this morning and Burt almost threw out four whole kibbles! Luckily I was there to point out Burt's wasteful ways.

The acquisition

The clean up

The victory stretch

Kitten Kong

2008-09-04T15:11:00.000-07:00

I found this and deemed it post worthy, the artist is Aaron Renier

Nursing School

2008-09-04T12:09:00.001-07:00

September 22 is when Burt goes back to school and as always he's ahead of the game. Today he purchased his books and by the looks of it I'll not be getting much attention!

I'm helping Burt brush up on math, (watch those decimals Burt).

Lazy Day

2008-09-03T11:30:00.000-07:00

It's barely September and I fear that fall is upon us here in Portland. The days are getting shorter, the air is crisp and soon the rain will wash the summer stink out to sea. The best thing about fall is that my birds return from their summer of fornication to the feeder outside my favorite window. I think I will just lay here and wait for their return.

Another Fat Cat

2008-08-29T08:16:00.000-07:00

Weight is on! 'Shamu' gives 'Prince Chunk' a run for his money

BY RICH SCHAPIRO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, August 28th 2008, 7:34 AM

Fusco for News

Shamu was found Tuesday roaming outside an abandoned home in Camden, N.J.

Fusco for News

Shamu tips the scales at 35 pounds...

Warga/News

... while Prince Chunk weighed in at 44.

There must be something in the water: A second fat cat has been dropped off at the same south Jersey animal shelter that introduced the world to a 44-pound tabby named Prince Chunk.

The new portly pussycat weighs 35 pounds, is a male and has a nickname deserving of his remarkable heft.

"He looks fatter than Chunk looked," Catherine Harr, board president of the Camden County Animal Shelter, said yesterday. "He's black and white and looks just like a whale. We named him Shamu."

Animal kingdom oddballs: See the photos

Shamu was found Tuesday roaming outside an abandoned home in Camden, N.J., and delivered to the shelter.

It seemed the cat had been living in the unoccupied home for a few weeks, though he clearly had no problem finding food, Harr said.

"He looks to be in pretty good shape other than him being grossly obese," Harr said. "When you look down at the cat, you can't even see his feet."

The discovery of Shamu came on the same day the Daily News learned a cat fight had broken out between the family selected to adopt Prince Chunk and shelter officials.

The unidentified family is upset over the amount of time it's taken for an adoption contract to be drawn up - and is even claiming now that the cat weighs only 22 pounds, a source said.

"We can't believe this is happening," the source said. "We've just been looking out for the best interests of the cat."

Prince Chunk captivated the nation last month after winding up at the New Jersey shelter. The 10-year-old cat was abandoned after his owner lost her home to foreclosure. As more than 500 people applied to adopt the tubby tabby, he went on a media tour usually reserved for A-list celebs, including "Good Morning America" and "Live With Regis and Kelly."

Shamu will be kept out of the spotlight at least for another week.

Like every stray animal that gets dropped at the shelter, the owner is given seven days to reclaim their pet.

If the owner doesn't turn up, shelter officials are planning to contact people who applied to adopt Prince Chunk.

Shelter officials are hoping Shamu is the last fat cat they see for a while.

"I just hope it's not a trend that's starting because we don't have cages big enough to accommodate these fat cats," Harr said.

rschapiro@nydailynews.com

Cat House on the Kings

2008-08-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

Check out this video, it is truly amazing! This place is a lot cushier than the Marion Co. Humane Society.

For more information here is the link: Cat House on the Kings

100th Post

2008-08-26T07:59:00.000-07:00

My 100th post is one of my favorite You Tube videos.

2008-08-20T13:31:00.000-07:00

I saw This hansom chap on TV today and thought it worthy of a post. I pirated this article from Guardian

While all cats are said to have nine lives, very few are as unusual as Yoda, a two-year-old feline with four ears.
The animal's two extra flaps of skin behind his ears have astounded vets.
Valerie and Ted Rock, who spotted Yoda in a cage in a Chicago bar, adopted him as a kitten. The eight-week-old pet was one of the last remaining from a large litter and had yet to find a home.
They named him after the pointy-eared Star Wars character and took him to a local vet who said he'd never seen the condition before.
"We have spoken with other vets in our acquaintance, and they likewise had never encountered anything like this," said Valerie.
"We began to realise that we had something very special. As a result, he has been an indoor cat and has a chip installed in case he gets lost.
"Yoda is so different that we were concerned that he might be catnapped."
Multi-eared cats are rare, but not unheard of. In 2004, a six-month-old cat with two extra ears was put up for adoption at an animal shelter in Germany. In the same year, Russian media reported a kitten being born with seven ears.
Yoda's owners said he was a perfectly normal, affectionate, curious cat and a joy to have around. His extra ears, which are not thought to affect his hearing, are not attached to the base of his skull, with one placed slightly behind the other. They are believed to be the result of a genetic mutation.

Big in Japan

2008-08-19T08:42:00.000-07:00

Tama the Stationmaster runs the show at her station along the Kishigawa Line on the Wakayama Electric Railway in Japan. In 2007 she was appointed Staionmaster at a previously untended staion along the line. Since then, ridership is way up on the once struggling railway. Tourists visit this out of the way station just to see Tama. See the full story and a better translation of what's happening in this video at Japan Probe.

office cat
by pocarisweater

Moisture Attack

2008-08-19T08:26:00.000-07:00

There isn't much in my home that I don't dominate. For instance the arms of the couch, house plants, and anything that dangles. The one thing that's keepin' this cat down is the spray bottle. I'm minding my own business, singing my little song at 4am, and out of nowhere I'm hit with a stream of water! It seems to hate my happines, especially early in the morning. So the question is, have any other cats out there figured out what makes this thing so cranky in the morning? Why do spray bottles hate us?

Lazy American Cat

2008-08-16T20:36:00.000-07:00

Today it was 101 and I don't do heat, so when it came time for dinner I felt the need to lay dawn. I know that B&E hate the heat also so I didn't think they wold give me grief for my unusual eating position but I was wrong. They not only mocked me but they took photos. I figured I would post them so every one might see how mean it was to take such pics and maybe the next 101 day they can put on a black fur coat and see how much spunk they have.

What's that smell?

2008-08-13T22:51:00.000-07:00

House Guest

2008-08-11T13:58:00.000-07:00

This weekend we had guests from Seattle down for the weekend, one of which happened to be a dog. Unlike a lot of cats, I'm fairly brave when it comes to large beasts invading my space, and I like the beasts to know that I'm boss. This is achieved by sitting down and blocking the only exit and using my kitty powers to intimidate the drooling lummox into submission. When all was said and done it was nice to have him here and it gave me another animal to feel superior to.

My food bowl, safely out of reach of "the inhaler"

Lasagna Cat

2008-08-06T13:44:00.000-07:00

Today I felt that something was missing and I couldn't put my paw on it. Then I read Crews Views and realized what was missing was a little Garfield, so here you go.

From one of the early strips, originally printed just a few weeks after Burt was born.
Spend a little time watching some of the other episodes. Never before has the brilliance of Jim Davis (who hails from Ernie's home state, I may add) been enhanced quite so well!

Not TLA

2008-08-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

Well Pom Pom escaped to be with me (at least I thought that was her motive) but it turns out she's not looking for a relationship right now and expressed this by hissing (a lot!). In the interest of keeping this a family safe blog, I won't translate that into human speak...
That's life, my heart may be broken but at least my favorite shoestring will always be there for me.

TLA

Forbidden Love

2008-08-03T13:08:00.000-07:00

I'd like to tell you all about my new girlfriend, well she's not really my girlfriend, more of an obsession. Her name is Pom-pom and she lives in the apartment above mine. We met when I was looking out the bathroom window and she was sunning herself on her deck. Our interaction mainly consists of her staring at me an I stare back. B&E have not been very supportive of our relationship, I feel I have done all I can to incorporate them, which means inviting them on double dates to stare out the window at four AM, (my four am love ballads are not appreciated either). B&E be damned, my love for Pom-pom grows every day so they will just have to accept it!

44 pound cat needs a new home!

2008-07-31T09:41:00.000-07:00

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Wednesday, July 30th 2008, 4:59 PM

BLACKWOOD, N.J. - Two television talk shows are reportedly welcoming the latest fat cat to come to New York.Princess Chunk is a 44-pound feline found wandering the southern New Jersey community of Voorhees last Saturday.She's so "purrfectly" big, an animal shelter had to weigh her on a doggie scale. She’s only a couple pounds lighter than the heaviest cat on record.The Camden County Animal Shelter has been looking for her owner and trying to get the cat on a diet.But now, she's headed to New York. She's scheduled to appear Thursday on "Live with Regis and Kelly," according to the show’s publicist.And the animal shelter says she’ll be on "Good Morning America" Friday.The cat's owners have until Saturday to reclaim her; then, she'll be up for adoption.

Update! The owners have been found, sorry no chunky cat for you.

Nicknames

2008-07-29T08:35:00.000-07:00

Burt has a new nickname for me and I love it! He has started calling me "house panther," I think that fits my personality perfectly. I'm every thing a panther is but in a condensed form that fits nicely in the house, its simply genius. I'm really ecstatic that it's replaced my old nick name of "concentrated evil."

meow

cats on a treadmill

2008-07-24T21:28:00.000-07:00

I think this might be better than the human version preformed by OK GO.

Catster Sucks

2008-07-21T22:21:00.000-07:00

I have been on Catster for over a month and I only have three friends! That's right, three! I figured that I would join and have more friends than a cat in heat, but no, I have nothing. So Catster, screw you, I don't need you with your fun groups and fabulous friends, I'm a Portland cat and march to the beat of my own drum. Shame on me for being friend greedy in the first place, and plus with all my real friends I probably wouldn't have time for all the fake friends that I thought I would make on Caster. So in the end I win, I'm exclusive and fabulously under appreciated.

House Cat Romance

2008-07-20T19:08:00.000-07:00

Another funny comic from Slow wave.

Double Your Pleasure

2008-07-18T14:21:00.000-07:00

I found this image on totally looks like and had to make an emergeny trip to the litter box. Separated at birth or photoshop, you decide.

Mind Control

2008-07-15T19:09:00.000-07:00

I have resorted to mind control with B&E. My hopes are this will lead to more tuna!

Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna
Please!

Atheist Kitty Cat

2008-07-10T11:46:00.000-07:00

I have recently discovered the existence of the cat afterlife, and to my horror it has to do with rainbows. Its called crossing the rainbow bridge (aka dirt nap).

The Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called the Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to the Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; his eager body begins to quiver. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross the Rainbow Bridge together.....

Here's a video version that made Bert a little misty. rainbowbridge

You might not know I suffer from Impending Death Syndrome so I feel that my last wishes need to be known. I, Mortimer D Cats, being of sound mind and healthy coat wish to be cremated and placed in an urn with no less then two pieces of string. This urn shall be moved frequently to strategic locations i.e. in the middle of textbooks, in the middle of the kitchen when B&E are cooking, also in the center of the bed during hours of sleep. Twice a week I request that my urn be set upon at least one houseplant in a manner to do maximum damage. And finally I request the edges of my urn be sharpened so Burt's hand always shall be scratched, even after my demise.

Snook

2008-07-08T22:06:00.000-07:00

From a recent comment on my blog it looks like Ernie has a friend out there in cyberland from his days slinging essential oils. This anonymous poster is from snookdog.com a local company that has nothing to to with cat food or toys so it is of no interest to me. All things conciderd they do make a good product that occupies drooling mouths, I'll have B&E stop by next time they're at Saturday Market.

Put a Snook in it

Game Show

2008-07-08T13:16:00.000-07:00

The Meow Mix sponsored game show "Think Like Your Cat" is auditioning potential contestants in Portland on July 19-20. I will be having no part in this, but if I can get a press pass I will send B&E to check it out and report back. For more information follow this link to Think Like Your Cat. If someone happens to have a press pass laying around send it on over.

4TH of July

2008-07-04T23:45:00.001-07:00

I want everyone to know how much I love America. I know recently that my patriotism has been called into question but as you can see by my collar, I truly love this land!

Lucky 13

2008-06-30T13:35:00.001-07:00

I have lost weight and I feel great! So great in fact that I had this portrait commissioned, wow what a beef cake. It's been a roller coaster ride these last few months but now that I can see the results, I don't feel so nutritionally abused. I still am not completely happy with my food but I have started getting a little more tuna to appease my sophisticated taste, so all in all it has been an acceptable experience.
It is funny that I'm the only one in the house on a diet (hint hint Bert & Ernie), a cat as sexy as I am needs to be seen with the beautiful people.

White Sand

2008-06-28T15:41:00.000-07:00

I'm in love with my litter, its like taking a trip to a white sand beach and pooping on the pristine sands. When Burt & Ernie found me at the pound, I was using litter that was the equivalent of rabbit food. The boys sensed that I was a litter connoisseur and purchased me the Ultimate Cat Litter.
I love it! The only place it can be found in the Portland metro area is Saltys (I'll post more about them later)

This is my upstairs neighbor Dolby.
He recently discovered the white sand love.

Blossom

2008-06-27T07:53:00.000-07:00

The cactus finally bloomed last week and it was the most tasty natural display I have ever seen. As you know from my house plant review, it was inedible due to the fact someone had over-seasoned it. (FYI I don't like spicy food)

Blossom that burns my mouth

Blossom that burns my eyes

Lesson Learned

2008-06-25T07:17:00.000-07:00

B&E have just been informed that the 5% tea tree cream (mentioned in the previous post) can potentially be dangerous to cats and have ceased using it. I must admit that I'm fine with this discovery, this means one less thing on my luxurious black fur.
If you want to learn more click here.
Thanks to reader Whicky Wuudler for the advice.

Will Trade Merchandise for Medical Advice

2008-06-24T08:27:00.000-07:00

That spot om my back leg hasn't gotten any worse (or better), I'm cleaning it regularly, but that's not good enough for Burt. He's started applying a tea tree ointment to my spot (thanks to 'socks with sandals'). I don't know if you've ever smelled tea tree, but its like a combination of turpentine and death. The crippling effect of the tea tree oil is not the worst that could happen, Burt has that look in his eye and I have a feeling a trip to the vet might be in my future, that could lead to the dreaded Elizabethan collar. If any readers have input on my condition, please feel free to comment.

Spot description: One inch by half an inch bald-ish oval, no redness, no swelling, and its not hot to the touch. It is smooth but can get a little scabby, possibly from over cleaning.

If someone has the correct answer and cures me before the vet trip, I will send you a L'il Mortimer coffee mug, bad advise will receive L'il Mortimer's Corset of Stinging Nettles®, filled with only the finest Urtica Dioica that Oregon has to offer*.

*Due to my feline nature, don't hold your breath for the fabulous prizes.

Diet Fud

2008-06-22T14:29:00.000-07:00

I am officially on the diet kibble and it sucks! I protest every time that tasteless kibble is poured into my bowl. My meows of desperation and hunger fall on deaf inferior human ears. I loved my old food and will continue to protest until my taste buds are titillated once again. The misspelling of "food" in the title was for Burt, he loves it when cats spell it "fud."

My Merchindice Is In!

2008-06-19T11:33:00.000-07:00

Burt's shirt arrived today and it looks fairly decent, I'm very exited that it turned out so well. The only thing that needs a little improvement is the ink, a little bit darker and it would be more eye catching.

I'm pleased

The modeling

Turkey Vulture

2008-06-17T12:14:00.000-07:00

This sighting took place on 6-14 on highway 30,he was on a carcass, not on one of my quaint window feeders. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think hes sorta cute.

Seeing Spots

2008-06-16T08:43:00.000-07:00

Last Friday 6-13 Burt discovered a bald scabby spot on my hind leg and immediately called the vet. This "medical emergency" was just a little spot that I was keeping an eye on and possibly over-cleaning, but the spot was alarming enough for Burt to rush off to the vet and buy flea medication, which was then applied to back of my neck. This medication tastes horrible! Why not a Tuna flavored med? On the plus side the mystery spot did get me a new water bowl (I have no idea why they think a filtered water dish is going to help my leg) but it has a filter to keep my water pure, and the water flows down into the bowl just like a little waterfall. The new dish is placed right next to my litter box nook, with the white sand kitty liter and the trickling water, its like my own little Japanese Garden.
Now that I think about it, please come visit L'il Mortimer's Classic Japanese Garden®. General admission 20.00, students and senors 15.00. I'm off to go scratch around in my Zen Box.

Portland Gay Pride

2008-06-15T20:07:00.000-07:00

Bert and Ernie are celebrating gay pride by donning the traditional body glitter and listening to traditional folk music by Madonna all while consuming large quantities of apple pucker. These photos are from the parade, way to celebrate your heritage boys.

Gay for black cats

L'il Mortimer Merchandise

2008-06-12T13:23:00.000-07:00

Well my line of slurry finally has a logo, unfortunately, I went with the lowest bid when it came time to choose a graphic designer. If someone wants to buy a shirt, mug, or thong, checkout http://www.cafepress.com/LilMortimer.

This is me explaining that my name is Mortimer not Mortimr!

Howard's Book Store

2008-06-09T10:48:00.000-07:00

I meant to post these photos right after the boys came home from Bloomington but somehow they slipped though the cracks. These are the cats of Howard's books located in the Fountain Square Mall. I really don't have much to write about on these guys due to the fact B&E neglected to interview them or even bothered to ask their names, what can I say they're no Woodward and Bernstein.

Black Cats Rule

2008-06-05T14:15:00.000-07:00

I recently came across this hansom chap while trolling for cat related Youtube videos. I'm just glad there are black cats out there making a difference. I have also included the video that led to to this incredibly good looking fella.

Update

2008-06-05T07:47:00.000-07:00

The Ikea cat tunnel turned out to be more interesting than originally thought. Please keep this on the down low, I don't want B&E to get a big heads.

Odd Man Out

2008-06-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

I love tuna! I love the way it smells, tastes, even how it looks. Up until recently I was the only one in the household with the T-love, but now the tuna bug has bitten Burt. This makes me extremely pleased because I reap the rewards of the empty tuna can, I call it "L'il Mortimer's Slurry®*". The only one not benefiting from Burt's rekindled love for canned fish is Ernie, he hates tuna as much as I love the stuff. I would have thought by now he would have at least a little appreciation of tuna's splendor since he gives me my tuna bites twice a day, but after ten months he is still gags.

*L'il Mortimer's Slurry is a trademark of the L'il Mortimer Corporation, all rights reserved. If you wish to use the L'il Mortimer tradmark please contact the law firm of Purrs Paws & Whiskers, Salmon St., Suite 9, Portland OR.

Do You Want To See Somthing Realy Scary?

2008-06-01T21:08:00.000-07:00

Lets see how many of these you can make it through.

I removed Barbi Girl, it was even to much for me!

Who knew there where so many?! If you are still there, why not check out more, and there are a whole lot more! Yeah, people really like to dress up like cats.

Creepy Human

2008-06-01T11:34:00.000-07:00

Caution! Once you see this video it can't be unseen!

Swedish modern cat toys

2008-05-31T20:44:00.000-07:00

B&E went to Ikea today and purchased me a new play toy. I, like most cats, don't like the things purposely purchased for my enjoyment, but love the simple things like shoestrings and grocery bags. I didn't want to seem unappreciative so I sniffed and batted at the tube in the hopes that it would appease them, but no dice.

the object of my shunning

inappropriate black cat Ikea cat bed

What Where

2008-05-31T00:42:00.000-07:00

I came across this comic in the Portland Mercury, and at first I chuckled but then thoughts of the vet overpowered my emotions and for the rest of the day all I could think about were rectal thermometers. Yikes!!!

comic strip by Slow Wave

Oregon Humane Society

2008-05-29T09:26:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what spurred my sudden obsession with the humane society, maybe once you do time you never really leave. This video is old news (thanks to Ernie) but I still find the ad campaign very cute. These adds are the work of Allan Sanders.

song:"'Hands in Pockets" by Laura Gibson

Oregon Humane Society Art

2008-05-28T13:48:00.000-07:00

On recent travels around Portland I came across this art installation. Local school children are responsible for these creations, It's amazing what sticky little hands can do. I admit that there where a few really good dog pictures, but due to the smell I excluded them from this post.

I Love DoveLewis

2008-05-28T13:38:00.000-07:00

Tats for Cats

DoveLewis and The Portland Mercury
Ask Portlanders to Up Their Ink Factor!

Been thinking of getting a new tattoo?

How about a cool design incorporating your cute Chihuahua, precious pit bull, or sweet Siamese? Our fundraiser, “Tats for Cats….and Dogs,” starts May 1st. Tattoo artists all over town will donate 10% of the fees generated in May by animal-inspired tattoos to the DoveLewis Stray Animal and Wildlife Fund. 100% of that money goes to pay for emergency medical care for injured stray and wild animals brought to DoveLewis. And even if you don't want to get a tattoo, you can still join the fun -- scroll down for more info!

CLICK HERE for a list of participating tattoo artists!

Tattoo artists, CLICK HERE to get involved!

Show Off Your Tats!

CLICK HERE for photos of Tats for Cats animal inspired tattoos!
Artists and Ink fans: Send your Tats for Cats photos to us!

Tats for Cats
Upcoming Events & Special Offers in May

In addition to getting or giving an animal-inspired tattoo this May, you can help raise money for the Stray Animal and Wildlife Fund by frequenting any/all of the following local businesses that are supporting the cause!

Here are some of the cool ways to “stray” from the beaten path this May:

Our friends at TigerLily Tattoo and DesignWorks have stepped up with not one but TWO very cool specials:

On Tuesday, May 20 from 9:00AM to 9:00PM, TigerLily will offer $50 pet name tattoos, and all the money will go to the Stray Animal & Wildlife Fund.

Simple script only; if you prefer fancy, it'll cost just a little more. Sorry, no portraits on this day. This is a first come, first served thing, so no appointment necessary!

TigerLily owner Matt Reed will also donate half the cost of the first saber-toothed cat tattoo he starts in May. Put some teeth (literally!) in your fabulous feline's ferociousness, and help stray and wild animals!

Thank you, Chesterfield for the Tats for Cats Dance Party!
Dozens of Tats fans celebrated their animals and showed off their ink at a mid-month dj’d party Sunday, May 18 at THE CHESTERFIELD.

Even if you missed it, it's not to late to participate. All month long, head to THE CHESTERFIELD where $1 from every Tats for Cats cocktail (the tasty & refreshing "Miss Purr") will be donated to the Stray Animal and Wildlife Fund.

Wine away the hours on Tats for Cats Tuesdays at VINO VIXENS, which will donate $1 for every drink ordered over $6.

Pick up an extra box of treats, a squeakie dog toy, some fab canine fashion or a cat bed at LEXIDOG. Just say “Tats for Cats” and 10% of the value of your purchase will be donated to the Stray Animal and Wildlife Fund.

Not ready for a commitment, but still want to show off some body art?

Perhaps henna is in order! Our friends at Silk & Stone Henna Body Art will give you the look you're after, no needles necessary, and it fades away in three to four weeks! Please note: the address for Silk & Stone is incorrect on their website. Check out list of participating artists for the correct address.

Rock it all out at an end-of-the-month benefit concert on Saturday, May 31 at 8 PM at DANTE’S. Come hear the SKINNYZ, PHONOCHROME, and BRAD MAC. 100% of $10 cover price goes to the DoveLewis Stray Animal and Wildlife Fund. Tickets available at Tickets West.

To get involved in the promotion, please contact Naomi Pollock in Partner Development at 971.255.5917 or npollock@dovelewis.org.

Houseplant Quarterly Review

2008-05-27T10:15:00.000-07:00

It's time for my houseplant review. I have to be honest, the pickings are slim and the photos are of poor quality, but the blog must go on.

This is the asparagus fern in the bathroom, it was a gift from my dear friend Sidney. As you can see it is quite unattainable.

Next are the three cacti located by my favorite window. Who the hell buys a cat cacti?! They look so inviting, but they're covered in spines, and even worse, the rare tasty blossoms have been covered in cayenne pepper. Who would do such a thing?!

1.) my kibble bowl 2.) my window seat 3.) my fridge perch
Notice the cacti right in the middle of my path.

Cayenne Pepper!? What's up with that!? That blossom is the tastiest little morsel in the house.

State Song

2008-05-20T13:58:00.000-07:00

As you all probably know Burt is an Idahoan, so when I came across this video I just had to post it. I know its nothing cat related (due to the B-52's not singing about Willamina OR) but stay tuned for my next post it'll be my yearly house plant review.

New Kitten

2008-05-15T11:34:00.000-07:00

Our friends in east Portland have just received a new bundle of joy!

Baby!

Old news

Cute!

So adorable!

I love babes just as long as B&E don't get one, I will always be the baby. Always!!!!

One Up

2008-05-11T20:38:00.000-07:00

Bert has told me all about the midwest birds and how fancy they are. He told me all about things like Orioles, Cardinals, Rose Breasted Grosbeaks, and Tufted Titmice. I was feeling a bit jealous until today when a Western Tanenger was spotted. That's right, bird fanciness on this side of the Mississippi. Take that Heartland birds! You think just because you have Jesus and your fancy plumage that you're better than us, but you're wrong.